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Anastasia Vadimovna Tikhonova is a Russian tennis player. Tikhonova has career-high WTA rankings of world No. 151 in singles and No. 104 in doubles.
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Canaceoides is a genus of beach flies in the family Canacidae. All known species are Oriental, Neotropical, or Australasian.
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Dasoku Hokō (蛇足歩行) is the debut album by GO!GO!7188, released in 2000. The album was reissued in 2012 as part of EMI Music Japan's EMI Rocks The First series. The band has stated that the title, literally translated as \"useless walking,\" has no meaning behind it. The album cover features a dekotora.
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